May 2013
6 posts
seblaine:
time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
April 2013
4 posts
*burns down my school*
Me: April Fools.
March 2013
2 posts
proudlyinsane:
timelord-and-fishcustard:
There’s a difference between
and
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
That moment awkward when you thought this said...
look-alittlecloser:
To whoever made this…
February 2013
14 posts
tigerundercut:
sext: i kiss ur lips. suddenly i stop the kiss moving onto ur neck and down ur chest. my hand moves down 2 ur jeans. i steal ur wallet and run out of the room
msjewbooty:
soup or bowl??? ummm dont u need both??
realitycheckmeout:
napoleonbonerhard:
i hope the next superbowl brings the cheetah girls back together
YASSSSS
thepoisons-inmy-vein:
histattoo:
what if concert tickets fell from the sky
maybe i’d go outside for once
maybe
Me: OMG let's go do something productive today!
Tumblr: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah I need a social li-
Tumblr: Do you?
Tumblr: Do you really?
Me: But I have no frie-
Tumblr: I'm your friend.
Me: But I was just gon-
Tumblr: Sh sit down.
Me: Ok.
peachhhh:
tumblr is the only place you’ll find teens with the lowest self esteem who still think they’re better than everyone else
January 2013
56 posts
doctor: are you sexually active
me: i'm not even physically active
lmaoo
underplay:
I’m so excited for Valentines Day
all the chocolate is gonna be on sale omfg
normal guys vs. ed sheeran
normal guy: i really want to kiss you.
ed sheeran: all i want is the taste that your lips allow.
normal guy: let's cuddle.
ed sheeran: cover me up, cuddle me in, lie down with me and hold me in your arms.
normal guy: i want to hug you.
ed sheeran: i was made to keep your body warm but i'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms.
normal guy: she's a crack whore prostitute.
ed sheeran: and in a pipe she flies to the motherland or sells love to another man.
normal guy: marry me?
ed sheeran: settle down with me and i'll be your safety you'll be my lady.
normal guy: i'm sad and lonely.
ed sheeran: cause lately i've been waking up alone, paint splattered teardrops on my shirt.
normal guy: i'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you.
ed sheeran: i wanna be drunk when i wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
normal guy: expect me to drunk diall you later.
ed sheeran: and that tonight i'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol.
realitycheckmeout:
davestrider:
why are clothes so expensive? i should not have to pay this much to not be naked. people should pay ME to not be naked
ikr
nue:
i HATE when i walk into class late and everyone just turns and stares at me like i killed two people when i obviously killed seven
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
(leans in close to you) (leans closer) (an inch from your ear) (you can feel my hot breath on your skin) (im silent) (i lean in even closer) (my voice is less than a whisper) Soulja boy tell em
crazier:
“If you think about human nature, our favourite pair of shoes are the ones we bought yesterday, our favourite thing is the newest thing that we have…and the thing we’ve seen the most and for the longest period of time is our reflection in the mirror, so obviously that’s going to be our least favourite thing.”
-Taylor Swift
galifianafuck:
hey what ever happened to adele is she rolling in the deep right now
luanlegacy:
jaysayavong:
justdilla:
mr-mousseaus-musings:
taos-glorious-thighs:
warblerninjas:
bumbledean:
marapetsrules:
quo-fomo:
doctor-professor-smith:
indigo-sach:
blainewarblr:
penis
penisn’t
vagina
vagouta
anus
anyou
blowjob
blowunemployed
hymen
byemen
prostate
antistate
breast
brwest
clitoris
clitorisn’t
Urethra Myrethra
genital
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